Sunday, 26 April 2026

All about Alec... Two Halves of Guinness, Park Theatre

 

You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Two halves of Guinness turned out to be two pints far fuller than empty and featuring a life overflowing with stories and character. Alec Guinness was the epitome of post-war British performers with iconic roles for Ealing and for David Lean, all topped off by his Obi-Wan Kenobi role for which the unconvinced Shakespearean was paid $150,000 plus 2.25% of profits and in which he featured in three sequels, and even in the latest episodes with The Force Awakens in 2015.

Fair to say, whilst he appreciated the money, Sir Alec was not that enamoured with “the fairy tale” science fantasy and at the start of this play we see an interaction with a fan during which the actor agrees to misquote a line from the film – “may the Force be with you…” on that condition that the young enthusiast never watched the film again.

The remarkable Zeb Soanes not only inhabits the character of his subject but also the man’s attempt to work out the value of his career and the issues that drove him. Soanes sounds enough like Guinness to quickly gain the audience’s confidence and as he asks for contributions offering other roles he has been in, he recognises and contextualises them all off script although I don’t think he quite caught my suggestion of the Llandudno-based comedy, The Card. Kind Hearts and Coronets, Bridge Over the River Kwai, Tinker Tailor… there’s no end of worthwhile work and all over so many decades.

The Entertaining Mr Soanes. (Photo by Danny Kaan) 

The play is written by written by Mark Burgess and is an extension of his original play from 2010 with new research adding to already meticulous details of career and character following Zeb’s request to perform the play again. All of the diligence allows the actor plenty of room to repeat key anecdotes with relish and, remarkably, to provide all the voices too from Sir Ralph Richardson to Sir Laurence Olivier and all points in between. Soanes also portrays Guinness’s mother – who turned up at the stage door on far too many pay days looking for a drink – as well as addressing the unknown ghost of his father who, unlike Hamlet’s, never answers back. The actor never knew who his father was – the entry was blank on his birth certificate – although he suspected it may have been his “Uncle”, Scottish banker, Andrew Geddes who paid for his boarding-school education at Pembroke Lodge.

Unsure of who he actually was and with such uncertainty in his relationship to the fixed point of his mother, Guinness resolved to be everybody who he could through acting – there may have been a deep-seated need to find himself in his roles although as with Peter Sellars, losing himself may have been just a much the aim.

Family uncertainty fed into fiscal frailty as the almost penniless actor tried to get a scholarship at RADA only for it to fall through – they were perhaps expecting some of the other Guinness family fortune? But on the same day he obtained a scholarship at another acting school, Fay Compton Studio of Dramatic Art, and his career began. He had boldly asked Sir John Gielgud's to offer him acting training and the two met with the older man offering him brief advice and recommending the skills of Martita Hunt at £1 a session… it was she who told him to always stress the noun before the verb giving rise to his distinctive vocal cadence.

Zeb Soanes. (Photo by Danny Kaan)

There after we’re taken on a tour of Guinness’ progress as his early-stage career is interrupted by his service in the Royal Navy during World War Two before he returned to the Old Vic and theatre. His first feature film was David Lean’s Great Expectations (1947) and he was to work with the great director on a number of occasions. Soanes is great in showing the then 33-year-old’s change of posture and accent to become Fagin proving Lean wrong in his assertion he could play that role and is such good value in retelling stories of the director.

One of these involves Lean bullying Sessue Hayakawa into giving a tearful performance as the Japanese camp commander Colonel Saito breaks down. This is as Guinness saw it but Hayakawa was an actor of such experience – a silent film great – I’m not sure how much encouragement he would have needed. But actors in the moments between being themselves may leave a trace of imagination in their recollections… this is Guinness on Guinness.

I shot an arrow in the air; she fell to earth in Berkeley Square.

Soanes quickly dies eight times in tribute to Guinness’ multiple parts in Kind Hearts and Coronets (1948), it’s a parlour trick but there’s no doubting that the actor could and did make those roles quite distinct. This ability to reimagine yourself from some kind of null space may have been linked to the actor’s own uncertain identity: Hitchcock may have turned his audience into voyeurs but here we’re light-heartedly urged to join the psychiatric dots in the manner of one of Sir Alec’s own… not least in relation to his family life and his sexuality with his list of London steam bathhouses for post-performance relaxation being a lengthy one.

Onwards across The Bridge, through the desert and finally up into space and that galaxy, far, far away until, at the last, a remarkable thing happens as piece by piece, Zeb appears to transform into Guinness as George Smiley… it’s a stunning impersonation; for once the noun accentuated just after the verb. Had we been hypnotised?

One actor in search of eight characters...

IThankYouTheatre verdict: ***** This play just flies by in a thoroughly engrossing blur of knowing flicks and revelatory twists as Zeb Soanes pays tribute to the man who inspired him to become an actor* and whose memory he has taken such care to preserve. Two Halves of Guinness is poured out with as much love and attention as the malted barley beer in the finest bars of O’Connell Street. You are in safe hands and will emerge feeling refreshed and enriched: Guinness is good for you whatever the measure.

Ably directed by noted actor Selina Cadell who has an increasingly impressive list of directorial credits including Twelfth Night and Uncle Vanya for the Donmar, Great Expectations at the Garrick and Hamlet starring Eddie Izzard.

As for Zeb Soanes he shows performance dexterity of the highest order and whilst he might be better known as a radio presenter he is a man of many parts – not just the 34 in this play! – and has always maintained his acting career. He played Derek Nimmo in the radio drama All Mouth and Trousers, by this play's author Mark Burgess… which reminds me of my father’s plans for a play with his old school friend Derek – Quarry Bank Grammar School knocked the scouse out of their accents but Nimmo as with Guinness could be who he wanted to be.

Two Halves of Guinness plays at the Park Theatre until 2nd May, do not miss it! Details of tickets are available right here.


*In the programme, there’s a copy of a note from Guinness to young Zeb when he wrote to him in his teens. Very similar to Guinness contacting Gielgud – the virtuous cycle of courtesy and encouragement!

Tuesday, 31 March 2026

Hot metal, cold heart… In the Print (2026), King’s Head Theatre

I just want to print newspapers…

I was just starting out in publishing when the events depicted in this play were taking place and we too were looking at the emergence of desktop publishing, online (oh yes), expert systems and methods of production that would soon cut out traditional typesetters as well as plate makers and various stages in the production process. Artwork had to have the designer’s NGA membership number on and it was presented to printers with overlays and instructions for printers to photograph and turn into printing plates. Technology was changing fast and, as this play points out, that was an issue for those with costs to cut and others with livelihoods to protect. Of course, Fleet Street was also riddled with “Spanish Practices” and union-based agreements that lowered productivity whilst protecting jobs. There’s blame on both sides here as there always is.

Aware of all this is SOGAT General Secretary, Brenda Dean (here played with wit and resolution by Claudia Jolly) but as she tells the seemingly impenetrable Rupert Murdoch (Alan Cox, playing the Devil with conviction and no heart) “there are ways…”. There might indeed have been other paths to follow in changing the production process for the Australian media Moghul’s four UK titles – The Sun, News of the World, The Times and The Sunday Times – including a negotiated plan involving the various unions and natural wastage but he preferred a more callous and immediate course of action.

Alan Cox and Claudia Jolly (All photos Charlie Flint Photography)

Under the guise of producing a new daily paper, The London Post, Murdoch set up a new printing works in Wapping in which he set up all the print capacity he would need to run his papers and, having done a deal with one of the unions, the EETPU (Electrical, Electronic, Telecommunications and Plumbing Union) he had the technical staff trained up and ready to go with neither SOGAT or the NGA aware. The NUJ was also easily neutralised with the help of The Times Editor Andrew Neil and The Sun’s amoral bundle of unresolved masculine crisis, Kelvin McKenzie. I had a friend who worked for Neil at the time and he was apparently a “good boss” but – she was blonde, good-looking and maybe he had his favourites – and he certainly did his master’s bidding in persuading most of his journalists to betray their brethren.

Alasdair Harvey plays Neil as a tool of Murdoch’s and rather lacking in the principles he has always demanded from others. Such is the life of a critic – those who can do, Andrew, those who can’t just write about it! If ‘Drew is simpering, Kelvin MacKenzie - Russell Bentley having a ball! - is the monster we all know now to be unrepentant, a salesman role-playing as an editor, selecting and twisting the stories he thinks his readers want. I knew someone at The Sun too and in 1989, when Kelvin ran his lies about Liverpool fans stealing from the dead at Hillsborough, his staff pleaded with him not to publish this unevidenced story… he ignored them in favour of the lies.

At the time, as Michael Crick observes in the programme notes, Dean was seen as being too close to Murdoch but the reality as presented here seems to be that she was doing her best to save as many jobs as she could. Written by Robert Khan and Tom Salinsky who also wrote the excellent, informed and entertaining, Gang of Three – also fabulous at this venue, the play is heavy on detail and yet the assured direction from Josh Roche makes light of this and enables the characters to breath as this complex narrative unfolds.

Jonathan Jaynes and Claudia Jolly (All photos Charlie Flint Photography)

This is all the more remarkable as the actors take on multiple roles, Jonathan Jaynes plays Eric Hammond as well as Dean's SOGAT right-hand man Bill Sargeant, whilst Georgia Landers plays the union’s legal brief as well as a whistle-blower from Wapping. The whole space is used with the cast often joining in from the shadows to highlight the voices of workers but all the while Cox’s Murdoch is centre stage facing them all down in his desire to “just print newspapers…”

In the end, we all know that Murdoch was allowed to carry on printing his news… and the crisis averted he was able to secure a foothold in the USA with Fox News where he sent over Mr Neil to work his peculiar magic. But, in a similar way to all political lives ending in some kind of failure what will be his legacy now, not only given the unfortunate impact his type of entertainment has had on democracies and the strength of debate.

More to the point, the revolution started in the mid-80s has accelerated through the dot.com boom and now onto social media news and AI… It was a splendid surprise to see Brian Cox take his seat just before the show started - no pressure Alan! - and you wonder who will succeed Murdoch now and has anyone the skillset to deal with news agendas and breaking narratives that are almost uncontrollable.

Georgia Landers and Russell Bentley (All photos Charlie Flint Photography)

IThankYou Verdict: ***** This is such a well-wrought play in terms of covering the complexity of the issues and the key personalities in a way that entertains and informs and educates: Lord Reith is smiling in his heavenly Broadcasting House: The Truth will out!

In the Print plays at the Kings Head until 3 May 2026 and I strongly urge you to book to see it! Not just Brian Cox, but Neil Kinnock – mentioned in the play – and other notables were in attendance, including Michael Crick who wrote about these events as they unfolded. It’s a production of The Spontaneity Shop, James Quaife Productions and King’s Head Theatre Productions and a World Premier – I hope it runs and runs: this is how power and the media works, now as then. But the centre of that power is again in flux and who knows if the Murdoch family empire can master the digital arena as young technocrats with even more money, begin to over power him and his successors…

 

Full details on the King’s Head website. Another winner!

 


 

 

Tuesday, 10 March 2026

The things we do for love… America the Beautiful (2026), Kings Head Theatre

Liam Jedele and Borris Anthony York (credit Ross Kernahan)

LaBute refuses comfort… That willingness to sit inside discomfort is what makes the work so compelling.

Borris Anthony York

"America the Beautiful" is a patriotic song first published on 4th July 1895 with lyrics written by Katharine Lee Bates and music composed by church organist and choirmaster Samuel A. Ward at Grace Episcopal Church in Newark, New Jersey, though the two never met. Together they created a song for the ages and one that means something different to every age as the shifting signifiers of American Beauty coagulate into a murderous slop.

Oh sorry, that’s just my take but, to the point, what to make of one of the USA’s finest playwrights Neil LaBute, epic nine-scenario cycle addressing his homeland, love and persuasion in the 2020s? Tonight we saw the first of the triptych with three of these scenarios presented at the Kings Head all different in tone and building a bigger picture that forms itself in your mind as you dash for Kings Cross after realising that Angel Station is closed.

As played by various combinations of just four actors: Liam Jedele, Borris Anthony York, Anna María and Maya-Nika Bewley there is so much thinking required to map the emotional content of three widely different situations and never has the personal being so political in terms of the wider meaning in this, the second week of the Third Gulf War or, as might be said, WWIII.

The first sequence sees Liam Jedele as an anxious and conflicted man aiming to commit murder at the behest of a man Borris Anthony York whom he desires and wants to commit to a life together. Borris plays his paramour as an almost light-hearted and playful guy who winds his uptight boyfriend up with forgetting his key card, buying Danish pastries and turning up with a strict no contact clause in their relationship.

His character is about to marry a rich older man and, sizeable insurance policies being what they are, he can bear the repulsive sexual contact just long enough to get married before sending his new groom to his death at the hands of his younger lover. We’re just not sure, the longer they talk, if things will work out, Liam’s character apparently battling his own disgust at his sexuality and winding himself up to do the dead so that he can be with his love.

Any relationship between the flirtatious and ultimately faithless rulers of certain states and the War-maker in Chief are purely coincidental.

Borris Anthony York (credit Ross Kernahan)

Talking of which, Borris Anthony York makes a quick change of character and posture as his morphs into an American soldier on trial for the apparent killing of his wife, her lover and several others… This is the fanatic deceived by his own lack of logic – perhaps little reason to believe in his wife’s fidelity whilst also blaming her for what he “had” to do… cognitive dissonance in the face of so many dead.

Women have a “power”… his wife almost bade him do it and he had no rational explanation for his vengeful ferocity. It’s only a short leap to imagine the ICE agent’s decision to execute US citizens in the streets for simply getting in his way or for being “unfaithful” to a common culture someone had convinced him was shared widely. America is Ugly in different ways as it is beautiful: the kill switch is in the hands of the beholder.

Then last we saw either the greatest saleswoman in the world or the sweetest lover as Anna María works to persuade Maya-Nika Bewley that they should be lovers by firstly sleeping with her faithless boyfriend and then telling the other woman that she had to do it as a chance encounter had left her instantly smitten and convinced that she was the love of her live.

Taken at face value this is a sweet story but nothing is clearly as it seems in any of these acts, and given that there are six more to come, one should reserve judgement even as new possibilities emerge the more you think about what has just transpired.

It’s an exercise in persuasion and logic and, given this can be as much technique as anything else you’re not quite so sure that this is a love match or a power play? Have we not seen sexual power – or just force of personality – used to make people act against their will?

Anna María and Maya-Nika Bewley credit Ross Kernahan

IThankYouTheatre verdict: I’m reeling on the train post show and can only throw four big stars back in the play’s direction. It’s daring and engaging and so well performed by the four leads who make the most of LaBute’s outstanding words. ****

These are actors we will want to see more of and the direction from Artistic Director of Greenwich Theatre James Haddrell is outstanding creating another world just yards away from the comforts of Upper Street.

The first two chapters play at the King’s Head until 21st March and then transfer to the Greenwich Theatre from 31st March to 4th April.

Do not miss these intimate and impactful shows, you won’t stop thinking about them for days…